Confessions and nightmares

I wrote an email to my mother-in-law, aka American Mom, telling her what we've been up to: we were sick but are better now, spent Halloween watching a scary movie with friends, freaking out about THE ELECTION. I didn't really think twice about it. And then I get an email back from her. She wants more details!!!

Now, how do I confess that not only did we not dress up but we watched a "horror" movie titled The Hole?! I worry she would be disappointed.

That's what you get for marrying a Bulgarian, she would tell Kyle. First, you stop celebrating Halloween and then before you know it, you are spending your Friday nights watching Keira Knightley movies!!!